Crossing the line, on Billboard
Or door, made me want my.44.
An arraignment, or two...

One Stop Shopping...
'These gas prices? Best have a whorehouse, too.'
Apply tax. Apply Today...
'No. I live to hassle the I.R.S.'
Vote For Jamolacka Jones. Charges Were Dropped...
'And the evidence to BRING those charges...? '
All You Can Eat Buffet. Pharmacy Next Door...
'Now, I ask you....'
State Tax Commission. Vocational Rehab. Services...
'You're on your own with this one.'
Barb's Restaurant. Eat. Gas. Now...
'Emergency. Room. Later.'
Sign, with arrow pointing South, in Tampa...'Southern States'...
'Uh...was the Caribbean annexed while I was gone? '
Beer and Tires...
'Due to inflation, tires cost more. Alcohol dulls pain.'
Bellvue Family Medical Clinic...
'Dysfunctional family #4...the police will bring you to the doctors now.'

I didn't have my.44. But I had my
Great Dane. They allowed her
Into the courtroom...despite her
Bloody teeth.

elysabeth faslund

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