Your nails are hard, lovely, and LONG...
CSI wants their impression cast...unsolved cases.
That huge Kingsnake ate all the bad snakes...
Your Chihuahua is aggravating it.

That red, slinky dress will look so YOU...
What's 4 months of exercise?
That 5 star cheesecake-the finest ingredients...
You have those ingredients...and finest intentions.

You made the bed and went for morning coffee...
Won't spill a drop, until you get out the bed at noon.
Have a 'double decker chocolate ice cream' party...
Why bankrupt that company all by yourself?

Uh, Happy Holidays!

elysabeth faslund

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