'Place your hand on the Bible, please....
Do you swear to
Tell the Truth,
And nothing but
The Truth....? '
'Well, can't say
'I do'
To that, sir.
Said 'I do'
Before.
That's why I'm
Here
Today.'
elysabeth faslund
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/divorce-proceedings-part-1-humor/