And there, but for the crap of 'Q', went Voyager, lost,
And lost again. To return home once, then back to
That Final Frontier...due to 'Q'. I thought he was queer.
But wait...

Now why would 'Q', with ultimate power, keep
Janeway so close by...having a fling, under Chipotle's
Nose, that 7 of 9 was jealous about. Those Borg eyes
Were green!
But wait...

Passionate Jane, for personal gain,
Didn't put her crew first.
Much too busy, in naked tizzy,
With 'Q', their fling, her curse...
Jane never stopped to ask directions.
Under her nose, amongst all the clothes...
She was Moses all over again.
But wait...and wait.

elysabeth faslund

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/captain-janeway-never-passed-captain-school-humor/