There were signs, but
There were lines they
Never should have crossed...

Sexual Predator and Palm Reader...
'I see you're young. I really miss prison.'
Po Boys Pizza and Auto Shop...
'Eat. Jo Bob will fix his mistake.'
U-Haul and Suntan Spa...
'Free haul to the Burn Unit.'
Mississippi Grass Nursery...
'And Bailbonding Service.'
Shady Grave R.V. Park (misprint?)
Pull thrus and full hook ups.
Clean Restrooms...
'As opposed to...'
Bud Light. Our Kind of Town...
'Hell, my kind of morning.'
2x6,2x8. Sheathing. Long Lengths...
'Enzyte has competition? '
Brown Bottling Group...
'You're on your own with this one.'
From Stitches To Reconstructive Surgery...
'To lawyer. The stitches were THAT bad? '
Shoney's Classic American Buffet...
All The Italian You Can Eat.

Having crossed the line without permission,
Gave me thoughts of ammunition.
But, I'll get to those...

elysabeth faslund

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/funny-signs-on-places-my-quotes-part-1-humor/