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I never want to tell bad heaven jokes, because I believe if you tell a bad heaven joke you wont make it to heaven. Wouldn't be awesome though if the only way to make it to heaven is to tell a heaven joke? I should start on my heaven jokes now if I want to make it to heaven. There are so many religious people out there, and that is why I personally find it difficult to tell jokes about heaven, because you do not know who you will offend. The good news is, I hear that God has a good sense of humor, so you can tell all the jokes about heaven you need to. A question I received a lot was: how to go to heaven? I'm sure I know how to go to heaven, Led Zeplin had a song about that. All you need to do is follow the instructions to "Stairway to Heaven." I surprisingly get a lot of questions about heaven, and most of them are about how do you go to heaven. They are all in different forms, but mean the same thing. How do you go to heaven? How do you get into heaven? How do I go to heaven? How can I go to heaven? (The person who asked these questions aren't getting into heaven, they are too selfish) How can you go to heaven? How do we go to heaven? They all ask the same question, and the same answer applies to all of these questions...you die. Could you believe that two words could answer an array of questions that include how do you go to heaven? How do you get into heaven? How do I go to heaven? How can I go to heaven? How can you go to heaven? How do we go to heaven? Funny thing is, I do not want to head into heaven any time soon...so please stop asking me these questions. For more hilarious comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits!