Jason Stuart tells jokes about Target and Costco. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

I remember the first time I ever went to a target shop. The reason I call it a target shop, and not just Target is because there are actually a lot of people in the world who may not understand what the target shop is. The reason I know that is because my Japanese family once came to America and was so fascinated with the target shop. They come to Los Angeles to go Target shopping, how awkward is that. They would rather go Target shopping than hang out with me. I guess it makes sense, considering I can barely communicate with them, so they really enjoy the shops at Target. The first time I went to Target, I was so impressed by the shops at Target...now I hate it. Jason Stuart kind of explains why I dislike Target shops. My Japanese family loves Target shops so much, that they actually Skype, or Facebook message me when the Target shopping hours are....seriously? They don't even have a Target shopping store in Tokyo, but they want to know Target shopping hours for the next time they visit. Target, can you do us all a favor and just create a Target shopping store in Japan? I got sidetracked, the first time I have ever been to Target, I was impressed. For more hilarious stand up comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!