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Costco is so big. It reminds me of Madagascar...I know what your thinking, what does that have to do with anything. I'll tell you what it has to do with something, in Madagascar they have large creatures because of an effect due to being secluded. Just like Costco, everything is large there. If you want something, you better expect to get ten times more than what you expect. Its funny, its their shop joke on their customers. Costco also has another shop joke on their customers...you have to pay a membership fee in order to spend more money. You could get lost in Costco though, the place is as big as Rhode Island, that's just one kind of shop jokes there is. Jackie Flynn tells many other shop jokes in this bit. He loves to tell shopping jokes, and I love listening to shopping jokes, it always puts me in the mood to shop for things I don't need. Maybe that's a good marketing strategy, just tell jokes about shopping for their commercials, if you tell jokes about shopping people may want to go...at least the commercials would be more entertaining. I've never seen commercials for Costco though, which is weird. If shops joked around, I bet Costco would be telling other Costco's jokes about shops such as Ross, and Marshalls. Costco reminds me of that schoolyard bully because of how big it is. If you want produce go to Trader Joes, psych, Costco has produce for cheaper prices and in larger bulk....you want shoes, go to foot locker...nope Costco has shoes in bulk as well, want condoms go to a sex shop because I've never seen condoms in Costco. Its unfair to have so many useless things in one store, they destroy competition. I love telling jokes shopping, because theres nothing better to do. Jokes shopping is fun because I like to laugh, and theres a lot of laughing to do in Costco, just looking at all the random crap you don't need. Walmart is also a huge place, Walmart may be the only place where you can buy produce, and three aisles over you can buy a gun. Anyways, for more jokes about shops, or to just increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!