At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) planning for their upcoming rainbow party, called the "BJ's Wholesale Party" to follow up the previous night's bumpkin party (which Colin Ferrell is still sleeping off on the toilet). The goal is to show local "tween" girls how to throw their own rainbow party (a group f******o party, widely publicized in an episode of Oprah). The girls look forward to a skanky night with Jake Gyllenhaal, the Carter Brothers (former Backstreet Boy Nick and Aaron), Tobey Maguire, Jeff Goldblum and at least one "John Thomas" (penis). Just as Lohan exhibits how to perform the Dyson (named after the brand of vacuum cleaner) on a Cialis-taker, an SUV full of high strung soccer moms crashes the party to "Skankigate" the Hall of Anorexia. After having their vaginas plugged with orange wedges, Hilton attempts to distract the frigid moms with a hologram of James Brolin (husband of Barbara Streisand), to no avail. Finally, Full House star Bob Saget does the job against the moms, turning them away by brandishing an ice dildo.