First broadcast 5th February 1995.

A tramp called Raymond finds his life changes radically when he gets his hands on a sought-after film script.

Brian McCardie ... Vic Leigh
Helen McCrory ... Claire
Sean McGinley ... Michael
Rik Mayall ... Raymond
Frances Barber ... Sally Denton
Michael Kitchen ... Jeremy Swain
Andy Bradford ... Taxi Driver
Duncan Bell ... Rik Power
Metin Yenal ... Klaus
Thomas Russell ... Stefan (as Tom Russell)
Marcello Walton ... Italian waiter (as Marcell Marashcalchi)
Togo Igawa ... Japanese waiter
Max Harvey ... First Tramp
Lindsey Lee Wilson ... Girl in alley Tina (as Lindsey Wilson)
Matthew Byam Shaw ... Drunken Hooray
John Stratton ... Second Tramp