First broadcast 3rd June 1993.

Neil is at his bachelor party. A stripper called Pandora performs her dance and Neil's mates load him on a train as a last gag.

Rik Mayall ... Neil
Helena Bonham Carter ... Pandora / Julie (as Helena Bonham-Carter)
Serena Gordon ... Sophie
Dorothy Tutin ... Margaret
Nathaniel Parker ... Nigel
Martin Clunes ... Donald
Bill Cashmore ... Policeman
Judith Barker ... Ticket Lady
Peter Martin ... Ticket Man
Rosalie Williams ... Lily
Rod Arthur ... Ticket Collector
Tony Peers ... Taxi Driver
Philippa Howell ... Restaurant Manageress