Teen Titans Go Watch the Original Show Instead finishes, and then we’re told that coming up next is show called… Supernoobs? They’re not seriously calling it that, are they? What is this, 2006? Could they have picked a more dated title? Ugh.

Anyway, there’s another promo for Awesome Autumn first, followed by a Thomson ad, including Walt Disney World for the nine billionth time. More repeats from Crocodile Dentist, Hungry Hungry Hippos follow before an ad for Project MC2, yet another girls’ product involving science. I guess chemistry is popular right now.

The creepy glow-in-the-dark Clarks mascots then mess around for about a full two minutes while a Jamaican voice screams at you in the background. Honestly, they’re just shoes – it’s not like you can NOT buy them.

After a couple more ads for Lego Ninjago and Bratz, some berk with hair like a fish tank promotes Tube Heroes, a line of toys featuring – get this – YouTube celebrities. Have we really sunk that low? If so, then where’s my seven-figure toy deal? I’m sure there are plenty of marketing opportunities to squeeze out of mocking commercials. I could even mock my own commercial! The fun never ends.

More promos for Long Live the Royals and Adventure Time follow before Supernoobs is on. I’m gonna have to type that stupid title a lot more, aren’t I?