Jeff Capri on Paris Hilton - How skinny is she? Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

Traveling is a lot of fun, just ask Jeff Capri. Of course finding cheap hotels is difficult, but I would never forget how cheap the Paris Hilton was...all I had to do was sneak into a skinny women's hotel room, hilton paris. Of course when I say cheap hotels I am speaking of the past when cheap hotels actually existed. You know, I'm talking about the days when Paris Hilton in Paris was a cheap hotel and not a cheap girl guys did. Or before the hi tec radio. Back when Britney Spears was actually a skinny women, and we'd have to suffer through Britney Spears' "Oops I did it again," since we did not have the hi tec radio to block out all that crap. As the years go on, finding cheap hotels has become more difficult, hi tec radio now exists, skinny women have allowed our population to grow to 7.5 billion with all that free space, and Paris Hilton is more popular than the Hilton in Paris. For more daily funny, and Jeff Capri, please subscribe to StandUpBits!