Jeff Capri jokes on his moms obsession with dogs and her Golden Retriever dog. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

A dog is known for being man's best friend, which could be because its easy to pick up girls using a dog. Comedian Jeff Capri actually has created a new way to pick up girls through this very funny bit which can work, trust me I tried it with some lady cops outside a mcdonalds, and didn't even get arrested...I did however get escorted out of the mcdonalds by the manager for harassing their customers. Dogs have it good, they don't have to do much other than wag their tail and get dog treats for doing very little. However, the one dog that deserves the dog treat are the cops dogs. I mean, sniffing out all of those drugs, and then having the restraint to not do them takes some mad will power, the dog treats are compensation for the sacrifice I guess. It must be entertaining to be inside a dog's mind, as they constantly hear humans trying to talk to dogs with funny talk. The funny talk must sound like gibberish, because dogs don't understand human language which always seems to make me wonder why we still try to talk to dogs. For your daily dose of comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits!