Professor Poetry Hound - No Thanks! I'm Too Busy To Be the AntiChrist!

PoemHunter.com 2014-11-09

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The scriptures aren't clear about whether there
is only one Antichrist, although it might be that
there can only be one at any given time. Imagine
if there was more than one antichrist. They'd
probably all start competing over who was a better
antichrist.

I don't even know what antichrists do. Are they
supposed to just say the opposite of whatever you
say? Are they intentionally disagreeable, always
acting grumpy and saying 'Uh uh! ' in response to
whatever you say? My grandfather may have been an
antichrist. He was always yelling at the TV and
telling people to fuck off.

So anyway, there can only be one antichrist at a
time. When you get tired of performing your
antichrist duties, you can? pass the baton to someone
else. There are probably some pretty good perks that
go along with being the antichrist. Otherwise, no one
would do it. If I? could get front row seats to
Wrestlemania, I'd seriously consider taking the job.

Professor Poetry Hound

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