Wonder Woman: Promoting Oral Health


Salamanders nailed to the sheets!
Snot-nosed sluts masturbating
upon an altar of weeds!


The Incredible Hulk: God, Love, Violence


Club-footed gnomes bicker
while fat shopkeepers
charge them double.


Batman: Preying Upon An Illusion


Screaming vegetarians
imagine a wasteland
where men are humble.

David Kowalczyk

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