Next time you order dessert, take a menu and be alert.
Try something new for a change, something flavorful, something strange.
Something that should NOT be feared, something tasty and somewhat weird...
Goat Guts and Garlic Grits! Goat Guts and Garlic Grits!
They're delicious and nutritious and they never cause zits.
Better than a mud-pie, better than a booger!
Try them with cinnamon and a little sugar.
Spread on bread with mustard greens,
Peach preserves and butter beans.
Adds flavor to any old dish.
You heard me right, I did not stutter!
Eat them with some apple butter!
Try them with smelly-deli-fish!
With peanut butter and jellyfish!
The flavor will give your mouth fits...
Goat Guts and Garlic Grits! Goat Guts and Garlic Grits!
No noodle-strudel chowder chew!
No ooey-gooey goulash stew!
No cherry-berry party pops!
No yummy-gummy lemon drops!
No super-duper tasty tarts!
No creamy-dreamy chocolate hearts!
No dandy-candy bubble bits!
Just Goat Guts and Garlic Grits!
The perfect treat for old and young,
Tickle the taste buds on your tongue.
They're delicious and nutritious
And they never cause zits.
Goat Guts and Garlic Grits...
Goat Guts and Garlic...

GROSS!


From the book: 'A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids' By: Todd St. Pierre
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