Have you ever thought you'd never see the day,
When things finally went your way?
Don't go'n buy lottery tickets~~IT'S NOT TODAY!

Have you ever wondered if the person behind
was starring at all that grey?
Don't sulk, he just ordered his 'hair-to-grow
online in bulk!

Have you ever had some strange kid stare at you
while blowing bubbles out his nose?
Don't blame him~ that's actually his father standing
next to him wearing those fancy hose!

Have you ever had a cell~phone that's net
worth should be less than a dime?
They must have set the service plan,
thinkin' you were a mime!

Have you begun to wonder when this poem
would come to an end?
Ah, now! All you needed to do is say
'WHEN! '

Kristin Nicole RothDavis

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/have-you-ever-3/