Don't you think it's strange how people
say it was a miracle when something
good happens and that it was God's will
when something bad happens? Maybe
they have it backwards. Maybe there are
bad miracles. And maybe it's God's will
for good things to happen. For example,
it was a miracle that 200,000 people died
in the tsunami and it was God's will that
I got laid last night.

Professor Poetry Hound

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bad-miracles/