There was a man: Simon Cowell,
Who looked a hunk in a towel,
He was always so blunt,
And many thought him a...
... “arrogunt”... (!)
And such a pain near the bowel.
Paul Butters or Skryboss
(C) Yorkshire, Friday 25\12\2009 at 16.20. Amended 14\1\2010.
Paul Butters
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/simon-cowell/