Banta`s wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Preeto answers, 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? '
Banta laughs and says, 'An English girl! ! !
Preeto kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, 'So, honey, how was the trip? '
'Very good, thank you.'
'And, what happened to my present? '
'Which present? '
'What I asked for, the English girl? ! '
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl! ! !

Edwin Drood

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