Santa and his wife lives in a small house in Chandigarh. One day Santa`s wife, Jeeto, asks Santa to fix a cupboard door, since one of the hinges was broken.
His reply was 'Do I look like a carpenter? I`m a Photographer, not a carpenter. Get a carpenter to fix the door'.
A few days later, Jeeto asks him to fix a dripping tap.
Again Santa replies 'Do I look like a plumber? I`m a photographer, not a plumber. Get a plumber to fix the tap'.
A week later, Santa notices that both the tap and the door have been fixed, so he asks Jeeto who fixed it.
She replied 'I met a handyman in town, and he offered to fix the door and the tap if I either bake him a cake or have sex with him'.
Santa asked 'So what kind of cake did you bake?
Jeeto replied 'Do I look like a baker? '...
Edwin Drood
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/baker-a-funny-story-this-story-is-only-for-adults/