Making love to a beautiful woman
Is a bit like driving a car
One model is much like the other
(Check the mileage, before you go far)

Every bloke finds driving them easy
The sports model soon brings erections
But still they manage to get lost on the road
For their ego’s can’t ask for directions.

Reece Kaye

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/low-mileage-high-smileage/