How dare you, sir, suggest I'm missing such a vital thing!
That's like suggesting to our national bird....a missing wing!
If my chromosome count differs at all from the norm,
it's because I've got MORE than the norm. I've got a swarm! ! !

Bri Edwards

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/no-missing-chromosome-here-humor-response-to-l-luv-s-insulting-suggestion-very-short/