The accelerator pedal jammed. I couldn't ease up a bit on it, and....
as the curve ahead would not straighten for me, .....the tree I hit.
The pain flashed through my body, and 'thank god', I did pass out.
I ended up with a concussion, three broken ribs, and one broken snout.

The first thing I recall after awakening, were lights shining from above.
Would I soon be staring at an angel? One wearing wings like a dove?
Or would I find myself confronted by the dreaded 666, instead of 669?
To my GREAT surprise I faced a lawyer, with contract-in-hand-to-sign.

My friend, Eugene Levich, had advised me, in such a case, what to do.
Prepared, and with ALL my strength, I looked the guy in the face and said 'SHOO, SHOO! '

Bri Edwards

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-awoke-in-the-emergency-room-a-rude-awakening-lawsuits-humor-fantasy-short/