I am acclumsid

conflicted by accidie

and the desire to accinge

to this acepholous manuscript

...TRANSLATION...

Clumsy, apathetic, numb, paralyzed and lazy,

I strive to apply myself

to the task of creating a beginning

for my next book

Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/english-as-a-foreign-language-with-english-to-english-translation-poem-1/