Meet me — the only human who can sleep 10 hours and still wake up tired like I ran a marathon in my dreams. I’m a certified expert in overthinking, procrastinating, and opening the fridge every 20 minutes just to stare at food I already know is there.
I believe life is short, so I spend most of it deciding what to eat, scrolling on my phone, and pretending to be productive. If laziness was an Olympic sport, I’d win gold without even standing up to receive it.
My hobbies include eating snacks, avoiding responsibilities, laughing at my own jokes (because someone has to), and giving life advice that I never follow myself. I have a special talent for losing things I just had in my hand, especially my charger and my sanity.
I’m on a fitness journey — meaning I think about exercising every single day and then do absolutely nothing about it. My diet plan is simple: see food, eat food, regret nothing.
I’m socially awkward around strangers but a full crazy comedy show with my friends. I don’t need caffeine to function — I need motivation, Wi-Fi, and maybe a nap or three.
In short, I’m a work
I believe life is short, so I spend most of it deciding what to eat, scrolling on my phone, and pretending to be productive. If laziness was an Olympic sport, I’d win gold without even standing up to receive it.
My hobbies include eating snacks, avoiding responsibilities, laughing at my own jokes (because someone has to), and giving life advice that I never follow myself. I have a special talent for losing things I just had in my hand, especially my charger and my sanity.
I’m on a fitness journey — meaning I think about exercising every single day and then do absolutely nothing about it. My diet plan is simple: see food, eat food, regret nothing.
I’m socially awkward around strangers but a full crazy comedy show with my friends. I don’t need caffeine to function — I need motivation, Wi-Fi, and maybe a nap or three.
In short, I’m a work
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