Jimmy Kimmel, who was recently put into direct competition with Jay Leno and David Letterman by ABC, was "kidnapped" by Matt Damon on his show last night as part of a long-running joke. On a completely separate note, North Korea threatened war if South Korea takes part in new U.N. sanctions.

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