No, this one comes from radio host Mike Malloy, a man so beyond the pale he was once fired by Air America Radio. Malloy, who's creepily incapable of letting 10 minutes pass without reference to bloodshed, had this to say about the victims of this week's devastating onslaught of tornadoes.

Their God, if this is the way they want to look at it, keeps smashing them into little grease spots on the pavement in - uh - uh - in, you know, in Alabama and Mississippi and Arkansas and uh Georgia and uh Oklahoma. You know, the Bible Belt, where (imitates preacher) 'They ain't going to let no goddamn science get in the way! It says in the Bible blah blah blah blah blah!'