Hurriedly moving a whole bunch of stuff out of Lindsay Lohan's latest residence in Venice, personal assistant Eleonore and father, Michael Lohan, certainly have their hands full. Lindz moving out already?

Meanwhile, a neighborhood douche straight out of Grand Theft Auto -- complete with a bicycle and armed with a baseball bat -- comes up from underneath his rock and threatens our camera guy, and then threatens to call in his homies to start some sh*t.

Bro, listen up: if you're that stupid to try something now -- after your mug is all up on the internet making your mad dog threats -- you're gonna deserve every moment of the resulting prison sentence you get. Oh yeah -- might wanna lay off GTA for a while, dude.