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"Auto-Tune the News: 6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin." by The Gregory Brothers

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Lyrics:

NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let's get our debate on--1,2,3

MB:
It is time to stand up and say
We get to choose
We get to choose
It's one of the two
liberty or tyranny

EG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity?
MG: chastity?
HW: puppetry?
OB: obesity?
JE: marijuanity? pretty please?!

MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government
It's our choice, what will we choose today?
Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny?

MG: it all depends--who gets to be the tyrant?
SG: I thought this bill was about the climate

NP: Just remember these 4 words
For what this legislation means
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs
Let's vote for jobs
CC: and jobs
NP: and jobs
CC: don't forget about jobs

Speaker: Those in favor say "aye".
CC: AAAAYYE!