Jay Hind! Episode 59 : Segment 2 - The Jay Hind! team brings you a new Helpline for Student Suicides during the Exam Season. With absolutely safe ideas on how to lose your suicidal tendencies. Simple, one shot cure. Two benefits : 1. Your life will be saved. 2. You will be laughing forever after this - every time suicide crosses your mind. Plus Sumeet investigates the Soft Loans the government of India is dishing out these days to foreign countries. Who should be the beneficiaries? Who is unlikely to return the money? and why aren't we the citizens getting any soft loans from our own government? Hilarious - especially the bit about Pakistan & Big B.