Once upon a time there was a dark dark forest. And in this dark dark forest, there was a dark dark house. And in this dark dark house, there was a dark dark kitchen. And in this dark dark kitchen, there was dark dark cupboard. And in this dark dark cupboard, there was a dark dark drawer. And in this dark dark drawer, there was a dark dark box. And in this dark dark box, there was a GHOST! C’era una volta una foresta buia buia buia. E in questa foresta buia buia buia, c’era una casa buia buia buia. E in questa casa buia buia buia, c’era una cucina buia buia buia. E in questa cucina buia buia buia, c’era una credenza buia buia buia. E in questa credenza buia buia buia, c’era un cassetto buio buio buio. E in questo cassetto buio buio buio, c’era una scatola buia buia buia. E in questa scatola buia buia buia, c’era un FANTASMA!