Thomas and his friends "dingalingaling" to this "beep-boop-da-doop-poop" in a completely worthless music video parody. Admit it, you'd rather be watching reruns of Doctor Who Performs a Discount Colonoscopy.

I don't need to tell you that I don't own anything. You know that, I know that, Tony Blair knows it, the whole world knows it.

-The Poopmeister