All together now...

World Snooker Final - there goes the streaker,
Bringing a climax to the two-weeker,
Was that a long pink? Don't aim for the brown,
Dennis Taylor, the grump, he started to frown

He cursed that man, known for his craze,
This time interrupting the boys on the baize,
Concentration broken, their heads might spin,
Ronnie or Ali - who would win?

Celebrity streakers include Big Yin, Billy,
Dancing around London Piccadilly
For Red Nose Day, a time to be silly,
And show-ing off his grey-hair-topped willy,

Naked through Coventry, rode Lady Godiva,
on horseback - phew, I'd buy that for a fiver!
At a Twickenham rugby match we saw Erica Rowe,
Showed off her 40" chest - talk about "swing low!"

Back to the snooker, O'Sullivan was miles ahead,
Cos he'd had an extra day in bed,
While Carter worked hard, not feeling merry
He'd slogged away, beating Joe Perry.

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