Broke but in love, Nitin (Akshay Kumar) and Ram (Suniel Shetty) are given an ultimatum: earn enough money to elope with their wealthy girlfriends, Anjali (Katrina Kaif) and Manpreet (Sameera Reddy), or lose them forever. Desperate, they devise an audacious plot to kidnap Moolchandji, the pampered dog of Nitin's boss, for a hefty ransom.

However, the plan goes haywire when the dog escapes, and a massive misunderstanding leads the police to believe that Nitin himself has been kidnapped. As they scramble to collect the fake ransom, a colorful array of characters—including a conman (Paresh Rawal), a hitman, a Chinese Don, an ambassador, and multiple wedding parties—all end up in the same hotel, resulting in an escalating and hilarious series of mistaken identities, chases, and total chaos that culminates in a spectacular, watery climax!