Original release date: October 18, 2015

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Thank you Shawn Mendes for letting me parody your song "Stitches". Well, now I have to go back to the future, bye.
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LYRICS
I’m shocked at our new verbal war
But no one’s ever said words so impure
Your words “I’d rather end my life
than to eat awful Taco Bell one more time

Started weeping so I grab my hover
I don’t know what made you lose your mind
Do I quit calling you my lover and move on?

You want me eating something healthy
making food that you can selfie
yet I don’t find it’s as delicious
when a meal’s nutritious
Sitting at Taco Bell
Gave a rave review right on Yelp
and now that I’m without my misses
I’ll go home and fix this

Entered the house and called your name
saw your lifeless body I was so dismayed
An empty bottle prescription drugs
Now I’m gonna read what you wrote
you left me a suicide note:

“Dear Chad you are about to discover
life just won’t be the same cuz I took my…”
The note quits, now I’m left to wonder
why you’re gone

I got an idea how to change things
make my hoverboard quantum leap
install a time travel transmission
with nuclear fission
Temporal Displacement
takes plutonium obtainment
Luckily I know a few Libyans
with nuclear ambitions

Speeding up ahead
gonna make the time & space bend
Needing to prevent
you from winding up dead

Now I’m watching, me and you are fighting
I’m waiting from the kitchen spying
and now the old me makes his exit
I’ll go and prevent this
Tripping over myself
The new me’s begging don’t kill yourself
and you say “gonna nap 30 minutes
Out of my headache prescription”
You were sleeping from the beginning?
I am such an idiot
at least I broke the space-time continuum
I’ll write myself an addendum


All music performed, recorded and produced by Chad Wild Clay. No copyrighted material was used. This version is all newly created music, lyrics and video.