Max, the hyperkinetic rabbit from Sam and Max,decides to warm the crowd with a joke.

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"This election reminds me of a droll story. It seems Chester A. Arthur and the Pope were kayaking down the Amazon one day. Suddenly, a tiny Candiru fish swims up the pope's *censored* and lodges itself in his *censored*. Arthur grabs the Pope's *censored* pliers and *censored* swelled up like a melon. And the Pope says, "Thanks! Last time that happened, McKinley wanted to *censored*!" No wait I think I told it wrong.