Play the worst PC port ever, all for a low low fee of $60 and tax:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2291060/EARTH_DEFENSE_FORCE_6/
If you can just get it on console really.
Anything awful becomes an experience with friends, please don't play it alone you WILL lobotomize yourself.

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