Three girlfriends venture out to a nightclub for a good time when unbeknownst to them they discover a plethora of chicks. Will they ever find dicks on the dance floor? A parody of the Flight of the Conchords original "Too Many Dicks (on the Dance Floor)." From Episode 5, Season 2 of the acclaimed HBO TV series.

Too Many Chicks (On the Dance Floor) Lyrics

Too many chicks on the dance floor
Too many chicks on the dance floor
Too many chicks
Too many chicks on the dance floor
Too many chicks
Too many chicks on the dance floor
Too many chicks

Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Amber, Eve, and Lottie
There's Lily, Brabra, Bonnie
They're on leave to be mommies
The only schlong I'll see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the bitches, make it understood
It ain't no good if there ain’t no wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor hoe-bro ratio
Five to one is a fashion show
Tell Jen and Zoë it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty girls in the bathroom line

Too many chicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many chicks on the dance floor
Spread out the tits

Too many chicks
With too many tits
Too close to my clit
Too hard to meet dicks
I need better odds
More rods, less broads
Enough with the prattle
Skedaddle with the tampons

Too many girls
Too many skirts
Too many sisters
Not enough misters
Too much time spent on too many ‘dos
Too many divas, not enough dudes

Too many chicks
Too many thongs
Too many moms
Now sing this song