If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! is a 1975 American comedy film directed by Keefe Brasselle and I. Robert Levy.
The film was followed two years later by the sequel Can I Do It... 'Til I Need Glasses?
Plot summary
The World Society of Zsexual Arts and Sciences holds its annual meeting to select the year's winners of the World Zex awards. The selection committee views film clips of the various contestants (a series of sthemed comedy sketches). At the final awards show, the golden "dildies" are presented to the winners and Keefe Brasselle sings and dances with showgirls.