The humans have their party hats and glasses of champagne
Cuz it’s the last day of December ’22
Well I hate to be a party pooper, don’t mean to complain
But they’re counting down from ten and then will come the biggest boom

How bout this New Year
You spare my two ears
Assuage my deepest fears
Black out the crashing lights
Because these fireworks
They are the very worst
Let make like Xmas
And have ourselves a
Silent night

And I don’t understand
Are you having fun scaring me
8 of my 9 lives just passed away
My tummy did a belly flop
As soon as I saw that ball drop
Leading up to New Year's day

How bout this New Year
You spare my two ears
Assuage my deep fears
Black out the crashing light
Because these fireworks
They are the very worst
Let make like Xmas
And have ourselves a
Silent night
Let make like Xmas
And have ourselves a
Silent night
Let make like Xmas
And have ourselves a
Silent night