The history of the Justice League is almost as long as the Snyder Cut’s runtime. And it’s chock full of fascinating stuff, especially at the beginning like Wonder Woman’s love of rough stuff, Superman’s origins as an evil homeless guy, and Darkseid’s insatiable thirst for monogamy. Also, Batman was blonde. This is CanonBall.

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Writers: Maxwell Yezpitelok, Jordan Breeding
Narrator: Jesse Eisemann
Editor: Bryan Slack

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Jordan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/The_J_Breeding
Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/

00:00 - Intro
01:00 - SUPERMAN: Evil... and homeless?
03:27 - BATMAN: Mr. Incredible
06:14 - WONDER WOMAN: Lots of spanking
08:29 - DARKSEID: Kind of a loser
11:10 - A few other unknown heroes

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