Today we finally reveal some disturbing, secret Sonic the Hedgehog lore that Sega almost certainly wishes we'd leave well enough alone. This... is CanonBall.

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Writer: Jesse Eisemann
Editor: David Brown

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00:00 - Intro
01:12 - #5: Sonic Has Always Been Fan Fiction
03:01 - #4: They WANT Sonic Sexualized
05:38 - #3: Sonic Used To Be A Narc
07:59 - #2: The Sonic Bible Is Messed Up
10:38 - #1: Sonic Retcons Are Horrifying

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