She’s not a lap cat
She won’t sleep on my lap
She attacks feet at night
In full sneak attack
Then she’ll wake me up
Claws are stuck in my back
But I love her so

I know she knows that I understand
She has her own version of holding my hand
And though it’s not exactly how I planned I
I know here bites are sent with love

She’s not a lap cat
She won’t sleep on my lap
She attacks feet at night
In full sneak attack
Then she’ll wake me up
Claws are stuck in my back
But I love her so

And one day when I least expect
Her guard will fall down she’ll have no need to protect
The treats the food the cat toys she thinks I want to steal
She’ll Show me how she feels

She’s not a lap cat
She won’t sleep on my lap
She attacks feet at night
In full sneak attack
Then she’ll wake me up
Claws are stuck in my back
But I love her so