First broadcast 23rd September 1981.

Believing that Glover is lonely Figgis writes an anonymous letter in character as Glover to agony aunt Clare Butterfield, who is annoyed by the writer's arrogance.

James Bolam ... Figgis
Peter Bowles ... Glover
Christopher Strauli ... Norman
Richard Wilson ... Gordon Thorpe
Derrick Branche ... Gupte
Ann Beach ... Helen Roper-Jones
Sylvia Kay ... Clare Butterfield
Mary Tamm ... Leonora