First broadcast 10th June 1980.

Feeling wistful that they were unable to attend the staff dance with its majority of females, the patients decide to make their own alcohol and have a party of their own, inviting Nurse Eileen.

James Bolam ... Figgis
Peter Bowles ... Glover
Christopher Strauli ... Norman
Richard Wilson ... Gordon Thorpe
Derrick Branche ... Gupte
Brenda Cowling ... Matron
Judi Maynard ... Nurse Eileen