First broadcast 13th May 1980.

Norman has recently taken up smoking but long term smokers Glover and Figgis are feeling the ill effects of the habit and try, respectively, a pipe and yoga to help quit - but in vain.

James Bolam ... Figgis
Peter Bowles ... Glover
Christopher Strauli ... Norman
Richard Wilson ... Gordon Thorpe
Derrick Branche ... Gupte
Ronnie Stevens ... Hargreaves
Jenny McCracken ... Lady Patient