Lyrics:

OBAMA:
5 a.m. waking up in the morning
gotta get up look presidential
Michelle took away my good cereal
Seeing everything my polls are tanking
tickin' down and down, everybody's panicking
Gotta get down to the West Wing
Gotta get to my desk, I see my spooks

Clinton's in the left seat
Biden's in the right seat
Gotta make my mind up
which side will I take.

Election day, election day
getting close to election day
Everybody looking forward to November, November

Election day, election day
getting close to election day
Everybody looking forward to November

Stimulus stimulus YEAH!
Stimulus stimulus YEAH!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Running for another term for prez!

ROMNEY:
Grand Ole Party style
GOP...GOP...GOP...Grand Ole Party style

They call me R-Money I'm the baddest motherhugga
I'm the dopest flippa floppa, and here's my horse Rafalca
From a pro-choice moderate Massachusetts governor
Now I'm Ronald Reagan's brotha from anotha motha

I was the King of Bain
I closed the factories and made the money rain
for the 1 percent like me. I know you feel the pain
but please don't look at me if you want to complain
Blame the government!

Come join us, job creators
Let's build it (hey)
Together (hey)

By the way...forgot to tell you, you're on the roof...on the roof...
forgot to tell you you are riding on the rooooooof....

Grand Ole Party style
GOP...GOP...GOP...Grand Ole Party Style

Grand Ole Party style
GOP...GOP...GOP...Grand Ole Party Style

OBAMA:
Was gonna fix the economy, but I got high
Was gonna end guantanamo, but I got high
Bush's policy's on rewind, you know why
Cos I got high, cos I got high, cos I got high....

Got healthcare done but I didn't do it right
Now the deficit is rising out of sight
Gotta get re-elected you know why...
Cos I got high, cos I got high, cos I got high

ROMNEY:
Shake it ...shake it ... Shake it like an etch a sketch picture

OBAMA:
Hey I just met you
OK not really
But come November
vote for me maybe Unlike the other guy

I'm a little less crazy
So come November
vote for me maybe

ROMNEY:
Do the Romney, it's just a slip and a slide
from the right to the left, and then back to the right

I say yes...actually no.
I mean yes, no I mean no.
I mean yes AND no,
it's just how the wind blows.

OBAMA
We can't budget
We can't budget
We can't budget
We can't budget

Our, our, our deficit is so high
Makes me say "Oh, my my"
Damn you for leaving me
trillion dollar debts and a broke economy

Two wars! Dollar's going down!
Swimming in red ink, hope we don't drown
The accounting ... we fudge it
But this the truth: uh, we can't budget