First broadcast 4th September 1974.

A magazine's photography crew come to the yard asking if they can use it as a backdrop for a model shoot.

Wilfrid Brambell ... Albert Steptoe
Harry H. Corbett ... Harold Steptoe
Madeline Smith ... Carol
Roy Holder ... Bernie Mellish
Peter Birrel ... Agent
Michael Earl ... Policeman
Ava Cadell ... Model
Christine Donna ... Model
Sally Farmiloe ... Vicky
Claire Russell ... Model
Hazel Wilson ... Model